On May 26th, 1981, Cynthia and Tom Zobrist gave birth to their son, Benjamin. And 1498 days later,  another Ben was brought into the world. A BenJarvus. This blog is designed to celebrate their awesome-ness. Except, not really. Football's cool. But we like baseball. And 99.9% of what is on this blog will be baseball-related. Also:

-Although our namesake is a Devil Ray (we haven't gotten used to "Ray" yet), we are Orioles fans. 

-Ryan Flaherty is the greatest thing to happen to Baltimore since Billy Ripken

-Clayton Kershaw is God

-The Astros are going to win the 2019 World Series

-Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame

and most importantly,

-Ben Zobrist is the greatest 1B/2B/3B/SS/LF/CF/RF to ever play in MLB history

We will be posting articles pretty randomly, so follow @BZGreenEllis on Twitter so you check us out when we do. Enjoy.