The Official Closer Walk-On Song Playoff Bracket
Heading to the bottom of the 9th. It's a one run game. All of a sudden, a bell starts ringing.
Dong.
The whole crowd stands.
Dong. The gates to the bullpen open.
Dong. Trevor Hoffman emerges and jogs towards the infield.
Dong. This is the moment everyone has been waiting for: Watching one of the greatest closers of all-time finish a game. Hoffman's
Hells Bells was a walk-on model for other closers in the 1990s; in fact, it was the inspiration for Yankees executives to start the Mariano Rivera and
Enter Sandman tradition.
We looked at the walk-on song for every closer in the MLB. We polled a group of baseball fans. Each division has a winner, and there are 2 wild cards for each league. So it's pretty much the MLB Playoffs.
AL East:
Baltimore: Zach Britton-
For Those About to Rock (AC/DC)
Boston: Koji Uehara-
Sandstorm (Darude)
New York: David Robertson-
Sweet Home Alabama (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
Tampa Bay: Jake McGee-
My Way (Limp Bizkit)
Toronto: Casey Janssen-
DOA (Foo Fighters)
Winner: Britton. Spoiler: The AC/DC song usually wins. Robertson takes second as he does hail from Alabama (so it makes sense even in NYC). Third to Koji. Fourth to Janssen. Fifth to McGee.
AL Central:
Chicago: Jake Petricka-
The Pretender (Foo Fighters)
Cleveland: Cody Allen-
The Outsiders (Eric Church)
Detroit: Joe Nathan-
Stand Up and Shout (Steel Dragon)
Kansas City: Greg Holland-
Fade Away (Breaking Benjamin)
Minnesota: Glen Perkins-
Right Here, Right Now (Fat Boy Slim)
Winner: Petricka. Even though he stole it from 2012-2013 Jim Johnson. Holland in second. Allen third. Nathan fourth. 100 yards of crap. And then Perkins with his Fat Boy Slim.
AL West:
Houston: Chad Qualls-
Killing in the Name (Rage Against the Machine)
Los Angeles: Huston Street-
Kashmir (Led Zeppelin)
Oakland: Sean Doolittle-
For Whom the Bell Tolls (Metallica)
Seattle: Fernando Rodney-
Animals (Martin Garrix)
Texas: Neftali Feliz-
Con Los Pies (Chimbala)
Winner: Street. We didn't even realize this was Street's walk-on until we started this project. Great pump up song. Rodney second because that song just matches his personality perfectly. Doolittle third. Feliz and Qualls tied for fourth.
NL East:
Atlanta: Craig Kimbrel-
Welcome to the Jungle (Guns N' Roses)
Miami: Steve Cishek-
Send Me/Represent (116 Clique)
New York: Jennry Mejia-
Los Mate (Tego Calderon)
Philadelphia: Jonathon Papelbon-
Bout That Life (Meek Mill)
Washington: Rafael Soriano-
Pitch, Soriano (Soriano's Dominican friends made this for him)
Winner: Kimbrel. Easy choice. Soriano second. Really
worth a listen if you have never heard his song. Cishek third. Papelbon and Mejia at the bottom. Papelbon would be a favorite in this competition if he were still in Boston with
Shipping Up to Boston.
NL Central:
Chicago: Hector Rondon- No Idea
Cincinnati: Aroldis Chapman-
Wake Up (Rage Against the Machine)
Milwaukee: Francisco Rodriguez-
Sandunqueoso (Tego Calderon)
Pittsburgh: Mark Melancon-
Thunderstruck (AC/DC)
St. Louis: Trevor Rosenthal-
Hail to the King (Avenged Sevenfold)
Winner: Melancon. Via AC/DC rule. Rosenthal second. K-Rod third. Rosenthal fourth. Could not find Rondons walk-on song anywhere. But it wouldn't beat Melancon anyway.
NL West:
Arizona: Addison Reed-
Your Betrayal (Bullet For My Valentine)
Colorado: LaTroy Hawkins-
All Me (Drake)
Los Angeles: Kenley Jansen-
California Love (2Pac)
San Diego: Joaquin Benoit-
My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Fallout Boy)
San Francisco: Santiago Casilla-
Cult Personality (Living Colour)
Winner: Benoit. We had no idea that was the actual title of that song. Casilla second. Hawkins third. Jansen fourth. Reed fifth. But all these songs were pretty good.
Playoffs:
AL Wild Card Game:
Sweet Home Alabama VS
Animals
ALDS 1:
Sweet Home Alabama VS
Kashmir
ALDS 2:
The Pretender VS
For Those About to Rock
ALCS:
Kashmir VS
For Those About to Rock
NL Wild Card Game:
Pitch, Soriano VS
Hail to the King
NLDS 1:
Pitch, Soraino VS
Thunderstruck
NLDS 2:
Welcome to the Jungle VS
My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark V
NLCS:
Thunderstruck VS
Welcome to the Jungle
WORLD SERIES:
Thunderstruck VS
Kashmir
Thunderstruck and Mark Melancon is the winner. Close final vote but it pulled it out over
Kashmir and Street. Also shout out to
Pitch, Soriano. Made a good run.
Leave a comment below if you agree/disagree with anything!